Butting in
Nov. 10th, 2012 04:11 pmPairing: KinKi Kids
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don't own them, just love them. ^^
Warnings: A pointless little distraction
Drabble
Notes: Written for challange in
Second notes: Inspired by and dedicated to all the asses that "call me" at work every day. XDDDD
Tackey sighed when he saw the name the phone showed as it rang insistently. That guy of all people, and on his office phone. But then, he thought it must be something important. So he excused himself to pick up.
“Koichi-kun, really, I’m in the middle of a meeting right now,” he explained. “Is it important?”
“Yeah,” sounded from the other end.
Tackey sighed again. “Okay, then. Hold on, I’ll just put you on the speaker if that’s okay?”
“Uhn.”
“Alright.”
Tackey pushed the button and put back the handset back onto the station.
“What is it now?” he wanted to know.
Nothing but weird rustling could be heard at the other end, though. Tackey frowned. First he checked if he had pushed the wrong button, or had disabled the connection in any other way, but everything seemed to be okay.
“Koichi?” he finally asked. “What do you want?”
There was some faint giggling.
Tackey’s face grew dark. “Koichi, if this is some kind of prank, I swear to you…”
“Tsuyoshi…”
Tackey stared. The voice was faint, as if the phone was pretty far away from the mouth speaking. And always that weird rustling…
“Perv,” Koichi’s voice could be heard again. “Sex at work.”
Tackey screwed his eyes shut in despair.
Please, no…
“We’re not working now,” Tsuyoshi’s voice could he heard.
“But what if somebody hears us?”
“Who would hear us in here? Come on, relax.”
“Mh, that’s how hot you are for me?”
“How about you feel just how hot I am for you?”
“Oh… Tsuyoshi-san, I think you have a little situation of indecency here…”
“Oh dear… what am I gonna do now? Koichi-san, do you think you could give me a hand? You know, helping me back to decency?”
“Well, you definitely can’t go out like this…”
“Okay,” Tackey muttered, his face beet red. “Seems everybody’s busy rehearsing. Well, let’s leave them to it.”
When he was about to press the button to end the call a hand was held out in a stopping motion.
“Hey, let’s hear… how it’s going?” one of the men at the table suggested.
“Are you for real?” Tackey asked, looking disgusted. “They’re sharing a private moment.” He pushed the button and the connection was ended. “And we should be concentrating on other things. So, we were discussing…”
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“Hey, Koichi.”
“Yeah?”
“I had a curious… phone call the other day.”
Koichi blinked. “So?”
Tackey grinned playfully. “I just thought I’d let you know…”
“Okay,” Koichi dragged out suspiciously. “And why would I want to know anything about it?”
“Well, it was your ass calling me,” the younger man explained. “Seems it felt a curious urge to announce that it was busy.” And with a mysterious wink he left.
Koichi looked after him. “What?” he asked exasperatedly.
He fished for his phone and checked his logs. Indeed, it seems he had dialed Tackey’s number. The office phone? He frowned. He checked the date and time. What…? His eyes grew wide.
“Oh fuck…”
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All done. Hope you liked. :D