Love Episodes - Episode K: That Thing About a Dog's Life (update)

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Pairing: KinKi Kids
Rating: PG (OMG!)
Disclaimer: Don't own KinKi Kids, or anything JE-related
Warnings: mild swearing, cuteness-overload
Multi-Chapter


Intro: What happens if Pan and her "papa" should have a disagreement? Read and find out. ^^ Hope oyu'll like.


Note: Happily meeting a very special request by nisanoaozora . I hope this has the desired effect. ^^

“Yo, Pan! Come here, girl!”

 

What now? It’s not really time for dinner just yet, is it? Well, maybe a snack?

 

“Ah, there you are, little one.”

 

Who are you calling little, huh? Just so you know, my size is average for my breed, which I can’t exactly say for you, ne? Oh, but isn’t that smile of yours adorable? Just… is something off? You look strange…

 

“Come here, sweetie.”

 

What – cuddling again? Go, attend to Tsuyoshi, I think he’d like some more of your love. Well, with that adorably cute face, who could deny you?

 

“Aw, you’re too cute, really. But tonight you’ll be even cuter.”

 

Eh? Cuter? Why? How? Woah… Hey, there’s no need to carry me in the apartment… Ano… Koichi? Where are we going?

 

“Hush, hush, dear. No need to be afraid. No whining there.”

 

Really, Koichi, what is this? Where are we…?

 

“It’s just a little thing, ne?”

 

WAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

“No, no, no. You stay here. No, come now. Pan! Ah, stop squirming!”

 

As if… No way!!!!!! Wah, bathroom! >_<

 

“Oi – Wah! Pan, don’t! Come back here!”

 

Hey, hey, Tsuyoshi! Help me! That crazed out man of yours wants to bathe me. Tell him I’m not going.

 

“Oh, there you are. What are you doing there?”

 

“Haha, maybe she’s hoping for me to protect her from her evil master?”

 

“I am not evil.”

 

“Well, I think she feels different about that. And pouting won’t help you there. She hates to bathe and I really don’t see why you have to do it to her like that. It would be perfectly fine to just brush her and use that dry shampoo.”

 

Yeah, you go. Tell him!

 

“No, I want her to be clean and shiny.”

 

“You and your stupid little puppy ideas. I’m already curious what she has to say about her costume.”

 

Ah, nice petting. Much better than… hold on – costume?

 

“Well, it’s Halloween, so we’re dressing up.”

 

“You do know, though, that she’s not really a girl, right?”

 

“And your point?”

 

“I’m just saying, maybe a dog would most enjoy being a dog, being bathed maybe twice a year and not wearing costumes.”

 

There. That’s my man. That’s right, this is what you get for your freaky little stunts. I’m staying with my man now. Tsuyoshi’s cool.

 

“Hm, looks like she wants to stay here?”

 

“Mah, I don’t think so, young miss. Come on, now, hiding won’t save you. Ooooookay, here we go.”

 

“Sorry girl, he’s stronger than both of us.”

 

At least we tried…

 

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“Okay, Pan, dear, we’re home.”

 

I’m not talking to you. Ever again. First you bathed me, then you forced me into that stupid thing and then you showed me off. Not talking to you.

 

“Oi.”

 

“Ah, seems like she’s not very pleased with you.”

 

“Well…”

 

“I told you, she’s not a little girl that you can brush and dress up and present to your friends. She might be a bit spoilt, but she’s got quite a character… Seems to be true that animals adopt their master’s character.”

 

“Wipe that stupid grin of your face.”

 

“Oh, come now, Koichi. You really overdid it. No wonder she’s ignoring you.”

 

“Uhn.”

 

“Oh, now look at you. No need to look so dreadful.”

 

“Do you think she’ll forgive me? I didn’t mean anything. She’s just so cute and… I thought maybe she’d like it once she got used to it.”

 

“Oh, you’re too irresistible to stay mad at. Just leave her for a while.”

 

“Hm.”

 

“Why don’t you go and sit down? I’ll make tea.”

 

“Okay.”

 

“Okay, now… oh, Pan-kun.”

 

Oi, your husband is an idiot!

 

“Ssshhhhh, dear. Come on, come in here. There’s a good girl.”

 

Starting today, I’ll be your dog, okay?

 

“Ne, Pan-kun. Please, don’t be too mad at Koichi. He really loves you a lot, you know. He just really doesn’t understand a female heart.”

 

That’s not my problem anymore. It’s his own fault.

 

“Now, now, dear. You know he’s always good to you, ne?”

 

But when he wants to bathe me.

 

“Tsuyoshi, I… oh…”

 

Wah!

 

“Pan-kun, really… There’s no need to hide now.”

 

“No, let her. It’s fine, I… I just want to take a bath.”

 

“Okay, go then. And you, stop being such a drama queen, it’s not like he actually did anything to you.”

 

Like you’re one to judge. You like bathing… for some strange reason.

 

“Did you see the look on his face? He’s devastated. He really loves you so much.”

 

Hmpf.

 

“Aw, and you’re really adorable. Okay, listen here. Go, sleep for a while, okay? And then see whether you can’t forgive him.”

 

We’ll see…

 

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Stupid Koichi… And stupid Tsuyoshi too… “Don’t spoil her because you feel bad.” What, after such an awful day, would a special meal hurt? Well, it’s not like he could bribe me anyway…

 

“Hey, girl.”

 

Don’t give me those eyes. Leave me alone. I’m still not talking to you.

 

“You’re still mad at me, right?”

 

Damn right, yes.

 

“Hey, look here.”

 

Eh? Ooohhhhhhh!!!!! *_*

 

“Haha, you like that? Well, come here, take it. Just make sure Tsuyoshi won’t see it.”

 

Yummy. Doumo… But don’t you think a little treat will just make it alright.

 

“Ne, Pan, I’m not trying to buy your love back, okay? I just thought… you must have had a really bad day and… I thought I could maybe just cheer you up a bit, okay?”

 

Well, you were the one who caused me a bad day. But getting petted is nice... Oi, don’t stop! You could really try a bit harder, you know.

 

“Alright, I’ll leave you now, okay? I hope you can forgive me anyways.”

 

We’ll see about that. Mh, maybe Tsuyoshi will pet me?

 

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“Oh, hey there, Pan-kun.”

 

Ohayo.

 

“What are you doing here? Did you run away from your master?

 

You can hardly call it running to sneak into the room next door. I just want some company. Koichi’s working. Hey, what are you doing there?

 

“Oi. Na, Pan-kun, be careful. Those are some important scripts. Btw, I don’t think your master would like it much to find you sitting on my lap.”

 

Well, right now I couldn’t care less whether he’d like it, or not. I’m feeling lonely back in that dressing room. Come, play with me.

 

“Pan, stop it.”

 

“Takizawa-kun.”

 

“Oh, Mazusaki.”

 

“Ano… what are you doing here with Pan?”

 

“Nothing much. Seems like she wanted to visit me.”

 

“Koichi definitely won’t like it.”

 

“I can’t help it, if she likes me.”

 

“Koichi’s touchy about his little `girl´. He doesn’t even like her around me, or MA.”

 

“Again, it’s not like I stole her from the dressing room. Maybe she got bored.”

 

Really bored. Ne, Mazusaki. Let’s play.

 

“Haha, looks like she wants to play.”

 

“Yeah. Well, maybe a few minutes won’t hurt.”

 

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“I’m sorry, I’m looking for Pan. She escaped from the dressing room and…”

 

“Came in here. Hi, Koichi-kun.”

 

Oh, Koichi.

 

“Takizawa – what on earth are you doing with my dog?”

 

“Oh really, not a problem. It wasn’t bothersome to look after her while you were working.”

 

“Stop giving me such bullshit. She doesn’t run away normally.”

 

“Well, I did not kidnap her, if that’s your idea. She came of her own accord.”

 

“Ano… sorry, Koichi. She seemed a bit bored. So I thought I’d entertain her a bit.”

 

“Yeah… Thanks, Mazusaki.”

 

“I’ll leave her to you now.”

 

“Mah. You didn’t want to wait for me, right, Pan?”

 

Well… no. But… don’t look like that. It’s not like… well, like I don’t love you anymore. Okay, I forgive you. Just, please be a bit more considerate?

 

“Oh, looks like she was too waiting for you.”

 

“Pan?”

 

Can we go home now? I want a snack.

 

“Ah, Pan, stop nipping. You hungry, dear?”

 

“Really, Koichi. It’s your own responsibility if you’re starving yourself, but please take some more care of your dog.”

 

Hey, that was not nice! Koichi’s a super-good master. He always buys me treats. And he keeps taking me along, so I won’t be alone too much. You don’t even have a pet – what do you know?

 

“Hahahahaha, Pan, no, no. No more licking. Wah!”

 

“Sure enough seems like she wants to eat you up.”

 

“Very clever, Mazusaki. Well, I’ll better take her home and feed her. But just to be sure, I still have a snack in her bag. Come on, dear. Takizawa.”

 

“Koichi-kun.”

 

“Will you guys ever get along?”

 

“We get along as well as he can, Mazusaki-kun. It’s kind of a silent agreement. The less we talk to each other, the better. Now you had better be off as well, before Koichi accuses me of stealing his dancers too.”

 

“Otsukare-sama desu!”

 

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“Okay, Pan. Now just your bag and we can go. Ah, right. Your snack. Hold on…”

 

Oh yeah, the snack. Listen, about that…

 

“What… a hole?”

 

What? Why are you looking at me?

 

“Hm, seems like I didn’t see that before. I’m sorry dear, I guess your snack… fell out.”

 

Eh? Oh… well, it’s okay. Do I get one at home, then?

 

“Come on, let’s get home. I’m not sure… whether I have treats left for you. But dinner would be nice, ne?”

 

Well… okay, deal.

 

“There, dear. And hey, how about for Christmas we just get you a nice Christmassy cloth for your basket?”

 

That sounds nice.

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Okay, that was just a little mini-story. Oh, but I love Pan. And somehow, I had a feeling that she wasn't all that happy in her Halloween costume. LOL! XD  But Koichi can definitely learn and Tsuyoshi as the defender of the rights of dogs is just epic. XDDD Hope you liked it! ^^